Statement from Mr. Agnew.

Get out and vote, you lethargic layabouts.

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One response to “Statement from Mr. Agnew.

  1. What would happen if, after the electoral voles had been counted, Mr. Harding were to miraculously return to life. Since Americans would have, in their apparent frustration with living politicians, and had in good faith elected a dead one, the election would have to pass to the dead vice-presidential candidate. Yet your material tells us almost nothing about Mr. Spiro Agnew. Even his first name is missing from your campaign materials, suggesting a bias against Eastern European immigrants and their descendents. Please be more forthcoming in presenting Mr. Agnew’s qualifications or replace him on the ticket with someone more fitting–perhaps John C. Calhoun.

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